tiny lady in plaid and rainboots physically drags giant hulking god boyfriend and shields him from falling monolith :’)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
"You can’t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you"
"LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red…"
"Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!"
White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)
you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween